oh kam

on saturday jon was paying kam her allowance and i heard her say "thanks, it's a pleasure doing business with you" she is soooo funny...

kambree again

so last night kam said another funny...when Jon is home he is supposed to tuck her in at night...so last night he walked away and did not do it so she starts calling him "Jon......Jon.....Jon" so when he comes in he tries to be funny and just throws her blanket on her and she yells "you're fired!!!!" and of course jon is like "ok thanks" and then she points up above her bed and says "always kiss me goodnight, remember" this is the decorations above her bed

oh crap

well i'm sitting here trying to remember all of the things i wanted to blog about and after i publish i remember more...this is probably the last one for tonight though..when kam says the dinner prayer she always says "please bless the hands that blessed it" i try to tell her that it is bless the hands that prepared it but when she gets something on her mind there is no convincing her otherwise

i forgot about this

ok...along with the other post i just made this made me laugh also....kam was having a sleepover with her friend and after they went to bed and i went to turn off the lights this is what i found....a miniature animal hospital made out of a box of tissues and some tape...she is so creative and resourceful.....hahahaha

now look close at these next pics...they were super funny....they had little turbins on their heads and not only do they get blankets but they also get pillowsthen last.....she is such a crazy sleeper i feel bad for her friends that have to sleep in the same bed with her

i guess i am not alone anymore

kam is very funny about her things and to her what she plays with at the time is real...like when she plays with dolls they are not dolls they are real babies and likewise for her stuffed animals...so the other day when i get downstairs this is what i see

the purple hippo is "sweetheart" and she informed me that she did not like to be left alone upstairs all day and could i please watch her....she should be good for me because she gave her her favorite toy teddy bear, some keys to play with and her bottle....the bottom pic is her clothes that i needed to dress her in for the day...i love her imagination!!!!!!!she is so great and i always have stories to share....thanks kam(of course if she read this i would be in trouble because this is real to her not a funny story to share)oh well

our dumb schools

so kambree came home from school with her hand all wrapped up and told me she fell down and could not do gymnastics....well since i am so sympathetic i was like..............whatever you big wussy....because i am sure you are thinking the same thing i am that when you fall down and scuff up your hand it really is not that big of a deal....well she goes to the nurse who puts a band aid on it and of course it falls off because how often do bandaids stay on the palm of your sweaty hand....so then she wraps it all up...well kam said she fell down at 7:45 am and she did not get home till 3 pm so when she unwrapped it it was pretty gross...and since our school has such bright people that work there they didn't even clean it out and on top of that they put gauze under the wrapping with nothing else....so needless to say when she got home hours later and unwrapped it the gauze was all inter twined to the skin and we had to pull it all out which of coarse there were many tears and screaming...also the skin that had come up when she fell was stuck back down to her hand and filled with dirt....i LOVE that school!!!!!!!!j/k i really hate them they are always doing dumb things like this......so this really is kind of gross so if you don't want to look DON'T SCROLL DOWN....these looked way grosser in real life.....i guess this is what we get for having no grass......sucky......the bottom pic has neosporon on her hand so it looks bigger but it is the same thing......sorry if this is too graphic but like i said this has become my journal and i am putting down everything....i figure people do not have to read these if they do not want to...and i will put a warning on like above so you are not shocked......i also just remembered another cute thing kam said...she called her privates her pirates

boring

well....you may want to skip this but i have been thinking alot about this blogging thing and i really like it....the thing is......it seems like every sunday there is a mention about keeping a journal....well....i suck at it!!!so this blogging is now becoming my journal.....now every sunday i come home and think to myself....that is a grand idea but i just don't ever seem to have the time....i even think to myself that even if i could do it just once a week i would be doing good but i just can't seem to do it....i started to read about every one and i loved it....then the few posts i made and recieved comments on i loved also....it got to the point that i was getting on at least 3 times per week to check out what everyone was doing and to see if i had recieved any comments.....funny little side note....when i get comments it is like christmas i get so excited....but anyways i decided to blog about all of the random things i keep thinking that i should be journaling about....part of it was also that Kortni's seminary teacher wanted to know some funny things she did when she was little and Jon and I could not come up with anything....sad isn't it???????????but in our defense she was a really laid back kid that did her own thing....so we think and think and think and only came up with 2 that were probably not seminary appropriate so i could not share..............sooooo i will share on the blog..........when she had just learned how to talk we were up the mountains and she was standing in the front seat of the truck with her uncle Eric....and out of no where yells "where the HELL do you think you are going?" the other one was we went somewhere with one of jons very very very churchy friends (i was pregnant at the time) and she told this friend that she had a baby in her tummy too....well he says, "how did that happen" and she says "my daddy put it there" now she was only 4 so she had no idea how bad that sounded but his friend told him that he better hope she was not sharing that story with anyone else cause he may end up in trouble since we live in a sick and twisted world........then on to Kam...........we have story after story about that girl......right after we moved here she did a dance at the school and jon did not get there in time and he missed it.....well as soon as she walks in the door she walks over to the bottom of the stairs and yells up to jon "hey weeeeeeener!!!!! you MISSED my dance" so the rest of the night when jon talked to her she would say "ok weener" or "sure weener" everything she said she added weener to the end.....and then to top it all off jon didn't even notice......i asked him about it and he had no idea what i was talking about...............well that is all i can think of for now so sorry about the length...but i figure if it is toooo long you don't have to read it you can skip over it