poor kortni

so i was going through pics again and came across this one that made me giggle a little bit...check out poor little tiny kortni...i know she is short but it is when i come across pics like these that i remember how teeny tiny she really is

pool party

kortni's sunday school teacher had a pool party at his house and sent out this paper. the rules made me laugh. so i thought i would share. also when i dropped her off they had these 2 HUGE wolf spiders...this guy is hilarious...he is great with the kids..enlarge the spider to see just how big he is..that is as close as i could get with the camera

mom is incorrect

My mom left out part of that story. So after that, I asked what the secretary does, and she said that they did paperwork. Then I said that she was going to fail at that job more than she did at being the second counselor. Then she said, no I'm not, because your going to do it for me. That was my favorite part of the story.
~*Kortni*~

talent show

kambree did gymnastics for the ward talent show so here is a little video of it...she was kind of a little wiener and wouldn't do anything too hard without her coach but i did convince her to add a back walkover in with a bribe of 5 bucks...i really wanted her to do her back handspring but she refused to do it...she informed me she would do it for 50 bucks...but anyways she did make up the routine all by herself..so here you go...it is short and sweet...i love to watch her do her gymnastics...and just as a side note i had a little kid trying grab my camera so the video is not the greatest

so i do not have much but i thought this was funny........i was just released from second counselor in the young womens and put into the secretary in the young womens..so during sacrament meeting kort leans over and says "is secretary under the counselor?" i said yes and she says "why did they release you, did you suck?" nothing like a child to be so uplifting...but i will say i asked to be moved to secretary because then i do not have to teach..the kids are so disrespectful it is not even funny...here is an example...i was teaching a couple of weeks ago and one of the girls got up in the middle of my lesson and starting to run her fingers up and down the piano...now i don't know about you guys but when i was that age i don't care how bored i was i would have never even imagined doing that...KIDS THESE DAYS...mine would die if they even tried!!!!!!!!!!!!also kort was kidding...or she would be dead j/k

random posts

so i was going through my pics and found some funnies to share......here ya go

isn't this a cute little flower pot????????????????Kam had to do a report on George Washington and then dress as the character......she was very angry about it and then to top it all off she was supposed to stay in the costume all day to get full credit......well she decided it was worth losing the points and took it off when she got to school....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we are not creative so we ended up buying the dumb costume which cost us about $75.00.................nice waste of money wasn't it???

and for halloween last year i was quite proud of the costumes that i peiced together check these out..........kortni was sanjaya malakar from american idol and kam was nacho libre.....look real close...nacho even has armpit hair.......................hahahahahahahahaha....well i thought that they turned out really cute.

this is a pic of kortni on her graduation day last may from jr high ooooh this is a pic of a 6th grader that liked kort and asked her if she wanted to tickle is pickle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!what the heck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!is he even old enough to know what he is saying?????????????j/k i know he is but he shouldn't beand then last but not least...i went to dinner with some friends last night and told kam to throw a hot pocket in the microwave for her to eat.....well with a whole lot of attitude she jumped off of the couch and stomped into the kitchen mumbling the entire way.....well i thought we were going to eat an actual meal..you know like a real family and sit down to the table together...then she hollers out....SLACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

butterflies

so my girls found this cocoon(i do not know how to spell that sorry) on the outside of the house and watched it till it turned into a butterfly. When they went out for school one morning the butterfly was mostly out but its feet were still in the cocoon. How cool is that!!!!